What do dogs do at Christmas parties? They whine and dine.What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas treat? Candy canines.Who delivers presents to dogs at Christmas? Santa Paws.Don't forget to make Santa-witches for the guests.Let's raise a glass and make a mistle-toast to the holiday season.It's the most wine-derful time of the year.A blanket of snow: the holiday gift no one wants.There’s no business like snow business.What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? “It’s nice hanging with you.”.What do you call a snowman who’s always at the gym? An abdominal snowman.What do reindeers use to decorate their antlers? Hornaments.How do fairy tale books for reindeer end? “And they lived happily ever antler.”.What song and dance does Beyonce like to perform at Christmas? "All the Jingle Ladies.".What did the gingerbread man say to the sad fruitcake? “What’s eating you?”.Why was the snowman looking at a bag of carrots? He’s picking his nose.Why is everyone at the North Pole thirsty? There’s no well.Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws.What are parents’ favorite Christmas song? "Silent Night.".What do road crews use at the North Pole? Snow cones.What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes, “Ribbet, ribbet”? A mistle-toad.How long should a reindeer’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground.Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr.Where do mistletoes go to get famous? Holly-wood.What happens to Christmas gifts when they die? They become the ghost of Christmas presents.Why did the snowman get arrested? They were up to snow good.What do you call a snowman party? A Snow Ball.
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Which list do children who don’t know how to tie their shoes end up in? The knotty list.What do you get when you eat all the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.How do sheep say, “Merry Christmas”? Fleece Navidad.What did the wise men say after giving gifts of gold and frankincense? “Oh, wait! There’s myrrh!”.What do you call a reindeer ghost? A carib-boo.Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey because it’s always stuffed.
Why did the two snowmen start dating as soon as they met? Because it was love at frost sight.How did Scrooge win the soccer game? The Ghost of Christmas passed.What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face!”.What is a fruit’s favorite Christmas song? "We Wish You A Berry Christmas.".How does the snow globe feel at Christmas? A little shaken.Why do mummies love Christmas? There’s so much wrapping.What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? Candy canes.Why do reindeer love Beyonce? Because she sleighs.What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosties.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire together? Frostbite.All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies!.Now, get all the best Christmas puns in tree, two, one. Or if you're hanging ornaments with your sweetheart, don't forget to point out how great your chemis-tree is. When you're struggling to build a snow fort with friends, remind them if there's snow pain, there's snow gain. Pun-filled Christmas jokes are always welcome during the holidays.
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